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about the webmaster
Hi, I'm Hank or Hansel, I don't really care. It/its is preferred, but he/she/they also work if you care about dehumanization or whatever. I'm a senior in high school and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, but I know I really love making websites so I just do that all day. If you're interested in identities and whatnot, I'm Cambodian-American and omnisexual and my preference is you. Wink wink.
hobbies anb interests
Warning, there's a lot. As a game, try to guess which one is my special interest.
general stuff I fucking love web development and programming. I consider them two separate things just because I don't really like to work with back-end development, but I do dabble in it every now and then. I also love collecting comics, Baroque art (especially of the Flemish variety), virology, film theory, rodent taxonomy, and Enlightenment-era history. I play the piano and the drums, although my current living situation doesn't have much room so I can't play the latter as often as I'd like.
nerd shit and other medias Video games and books and the like. Some of my favorite video game series are Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Bloons TD, Lisa RPG, Punch Out, Pokemon, and Mortal Kombat. Other games that I like include IMSCARED, Clicker Heroes, Idle Champions, Terraria, Project Zomboid, and basically any RPG Maker horror game. If you couldn't tell from Viari, I'm also a big fan of Dungeons & Dragons. I like Acquisitions Inc and the Dragonlance series. I don't read traditional books often outside of Dragonlance, but I love superhero comics. Louise Simonson has to be my favorite author just because of her work on X-Factor (1986). I also like Jonathan Hickman's work with Avengers and X-Men.
the silver screen It's hard for me to get into motion media where I lack input, so I absolutely do not play about anything in this section. I'm just going to list these instead of commenting. Jeopardy!, Hell's Kitchen, Masterchef (U.S. and Canada), Oz (HBO), The Wire, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2, Saw series, Final Destination series, It Follows, Wes Anderson films, Kill Bill, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Withnail and I, Zoolander, Mysterious Skin, The View Askewniverse, Amadeus, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Romeo and Juliet (1968), Scream series, etc etc.
ear-pleasers When I say I like everything aside from country, I really do mean it. I've been a Fall Out Boy fan since like, 2nd grade, which I guess should give you a good idea on what I do in my spare time. Some of my all-time favorites include Descendents, Black Flag, Nero's Day at Disneyland, 100 gecs, Crystal Castles, Queens of the Stone Age, and Dance Gavin Dance. Some artists I've been enjoying lately are Pinkpantheress, Geordie Greep, Fiona Apple, Elliott Smith, and KMFDM. Feel free to send recommendations my way. I'll listen to basically anything as long as it tickles my ears or has a good rhythm.
