WHAT-HO!

welcome to what-ho

Hey guys, it's me. Quick note, this website was made in a Chromium browser in a 1536x864 laptop, and I'm absolutely not interested in optimizing this for mobile for the time being. It should look fine in Firefox, but feel free to hit me up if it looks terrible and I need to add some CSS catchalls.

This website is here for fun. You may or may not recognize me from my various other websites, but this is the one I intend to keep up for the forseeable future and actually flaunt as something that I'm proud of.

featureb song of now

As of March 7, 2026, the featured song of now is I (Heart) You by KMFDM.

For reference, I know jack shit about KMFDM and I don't really care about the debate between I (Heart) You and I <3 Not. In fact, I was actually considering featuring the latter instead. The problem is that my brain just appreciates the melody of the former more. It feels more like a song that I can pick out of my collection and choose to listen to, instead of something that just comes up on a playlist while I'm studying. I like when music is audacious, and I hope you do too.

most recent blog post

March 7th, 2026 -- Hate. I hate JavaScript so much that I don't think you will ever actually know how much I hate it because it simply cannot be measured through words. It cannot be measured through numbers, symbols, or any other system of communication. It can only be approximated, and all I can do is hope that you are able to comprehend the sheer magnitude of my hatred for JavaScript.
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